{"id":578,"date":"2012-07-12T17:17:03","date_gmt":"2012-07-12T21:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/?p=578"},"modified":"2015-09-09T00:55:46","modified_gmt":"2015-09-09T04:55:46","slug":"stop-talking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/stop-talking\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop Talking"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_579\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-579\" style=\"width: 584px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_1800edit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-579\" title=\"You are not funny\" src=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_1800edit-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_1800edit-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_1800edit-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_1800edit-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_1800edit.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 85vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-579\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Are you expecting me to laugh?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46Uez-9k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":583,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions\/583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}