{"id":531,"date":"2012-05-22T16:51:30","date_gmt":"2012-05-22T20:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/?p=531"},"modified":"2015-09-06T16:11:49","modified_gmt":"2015-09-06T20:11:49","slug":"the-face-that-launched-a-thousand-poops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/the-face-that-launched-a-thousand-poops\/","title":{"rendered":"ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_532\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-532\" style=\"width: 800px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SquareHeadSplash.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-532\" src=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SquareHeadSplash.jpg\" alt=\"What a square\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SquareHeadSplash.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SquareHeadSplash-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SquareHeadSplash-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-532\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">What a square<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46Uez-8z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":559,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions\/559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}