{"id":480,"date":"2012-04-30T17:16:11","date_gmt":"2012-04-30T21:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/?p=480"},"modified":"2015-08-26T00:33:45","modified_gmt":"2015-08-26T04:33:45","slug":"pachydermatitis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/pachydermatitis\/","title":{"rendered":"Pachydermatitis"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_481\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-481\" style=\"width: 584px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1524.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-481\" src=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1524-765x1024.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;Looks like we reached an impasse Mr. Crinkle-ears... and the way I see it, this Boppy ain't big enough for the two of us...&quot;\" width=\"584\" height=\"782\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1524-765x1024.jpg 765w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1524-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1524.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 85vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-481\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Looks like we reached an impasse Mr. Crinkle-ears&#8230; and the way I see it, this Boppy ain&#8217;t big enough for the two of us&#8230;&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46Uez-7K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":482,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions\/482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}