{"id":474,"date":"2012-04-29T18:54:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-29T22:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/?p=474"},"modified":"2015-08-25T22:34:51","modified_gmt":"2015-08-26T02:34:51","slug":"old-man-atticus-considers-what-to-do-about-the-damn-kids-playing-on-his-lawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/old-man-atticus-considers-what-to-do-about-the-damn-kids-playing-on-his-lawn\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Man Atticus considers what to do about the damn kids playing on his lawn"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_475\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-475\" style=\"width: 584px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-475 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1480-765x1024.jpg\" alt=\"He was sitting there looking around and wringing his fists like a little old man\" width=\"584\" height=\"782\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1480-765x1024.jpg 765w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1480-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1480.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 85vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-475\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">He was sitting there quietly looking around and wringing his fists like a little old man<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46Uez-7E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":476,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions\/476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}