{"id":354,"date":"2012-02-03T11:41:46","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T16:41:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/?p=354"},"modified":"2015-09-09T01:20:27","modified_gmt":"2015-09-09T05:20:27","slug":"354","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/354\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleeping in the Lap of Luxury (if by &#8220;luxury&#8221; you mean &#8220;Dad&#8221;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sleeping baby boy&#8230; you can&#8217;t really tell but his legs are pointing straight down so he&#8217;s like a capital letter &#8216;L&#8217; if it fell over<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_355\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-355\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/420268_10150522925880318_1342724033_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-355 size-full\" title=\"Laptop Commuter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/420268_10150522925880318_1342724033_n.jpg\" alt=\"Sleeping baby\" width=\"720\" height=\"717\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/420268_10150522925880318_1342724033_n.jpg 720w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/420268_10150522925880318_1342724033_n-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/420268_10150522925880318_1342724033_n-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/420268_10150522925880318_1342724033_n-301x300.jpg 301w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-355\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Who thinks I should get a warm bowl of water or some shaving cream?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sleeping baby boy&#8230; you can&#8217;t really tell but his legs are pointing straight down so he&#8217;s like a capital letter &#8216;L&#8217; if it fell over<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s46Uez-354","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":592,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions\/592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}