{"id":215,"date":"2013-01-13T01:38:38","date_gmt":"2013-01-13T06:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/?p=215"},"modified":"2013-02-03T10:02:36","modified_gmt":"2013-02-03T15:02:36","slug":"pacificationist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/pacificationist\/","title":{"rendered":"Pacificationist"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pacifiers through the ages\u2026<\/p>\n

Middle of February:<\/p>\n

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Look at my brilliant boy! Only 18 days old and he’s already figured out how to hold his little pacifier in his mouth!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Middle of March:<\/p>\n

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day from the Simonsons!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Late March:<\/p>\n

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Percival the Paci-derm waits at the ready for Atticus’s slightest, irritated whimper<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Late August:<\/p>\n

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Paci Fail<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\u2026and by the middle of November, he graduated from sucking on a pacifier altogether:<\/p>\n

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The bottomless pit attempts to devour the birthmark from Christine’s forehead\u2026<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pacifiers through the ages\u2026 Middle of February: Middle of March: Late March: Late August: \u2026and by the middle of November, he graduated from sucking on a pacifier altogether:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[26],"tags":[13,14],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babies-are-suckers","tag-iphone-4","tag-iphone-5"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46Uez-3t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":242,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions\/242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.atticusmatthew.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}